Posts Tagged ‘ Jesus ’

WWJH: Who Would Jesus Hate?

I have to take a moment away from my typical posts and really shed some light on a horrible issue. The gay rights movement has been gaining momentum over the past few decades, and has been met with a deadly amount of retaliation. Now, American “Christians” are taking on a new frontier in the fight against equality: Africa.

Take a moment and watch this video recently posted by ABC News: [Click here]

"The gay movement is an evil institution. That's goal is to defeat the marriage-based society"

I find myself asking, “who would Jesus hate?“.

All this hatred, and all this violence unto our fellow human beings, “and yet God has not said a word!” It makes me wonder…

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Drugs Not Hugs!

Psychotropic drug therapy is the first line of defense for many doctors. Feeling blue? Have a Prozac! Can’t sleep? Have an Ambien! It goes on and on. It’s cheaper than therapy, it works faster than ‘healing from your emotional wounds,’ and above all, it lasts longer than crack!

So, in that light, I rewrote the Lord’s Prayer to more appropriately fit our ideals and our views on what is holy and the true path to happiness.

Our Pfizer who giveth thee heaven, Prozac be thy name.

Thine pharmacy I come.

Crying will be done

On earth as it is in heaven

Give us this day our daily pill

and forget our troubles

as we forget those whom trouble us

and lead us not into depression

but deliver us from bad chinese food

For thine is my savior

and the power of 100mgs

for ever and ever

Ambien!

I hope that made y’all smile.

-Joshua