Psychotropic drug therapy is the first line of defense for many doctors. Feeling blue? Have a Prozac! Can’t sleep? Have an Ambien! It goes on and on. It’s cheaper than therapy, it works faster than ‘healing from your emotional wounds,’ and above all, it lasts longer than crack!
So, in that light, I rewrote the Lord’s Prayer to more appropriately fit our ideals and our views on what is holy and the true path to happiness.
Our Pfizer who giveth thee heaven, Prozac be thy name.
Thine pharmacy I come.
Crying will be done
On earth as it is in heaven
Give us this day our daily pill
and forget our troubles
as we forget those whom trouble us
and lead us not into depression
but deliver us from bad chinese food
For thine is my savior
and the power of 100mgs
for ever and ever
I hope that made y’all smile.